apocalyptic dreams

the final countdown

in a minute i will be without phone and computer. completely cut off from the world. i’m so afraid. i’m so alone. its dark and its cold and…. and…….

this is goodbye in advance

my computer cut off on me and i thought it was goner 4 gud and admittedly i almost cried but my charger has a short and when it goes out i dont have money 4 a new one.

bury me with bass.

There once was a girl named McGill
Who used dynamite sticks for a thrill
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil

There was an old man from Rangoon
Whose farts could be heard on the moon
When least you’d expect ‘em
They’d roar from his rectum
With the force of a Burma typhoon!

FiRST 0F ALL iM R33L WiD MUH SHiT S0 iF U D0NT LYK3 iD B0UNC3
D33P WAV3Z
BR0WN SKiN
STANDiN 6`2
A BUCK 80 ALL MUSCL3 D03
U N0 iM PACKiN
N0 H0W 2 TR3AT MUH WiF3Y
STAY G`D YA N0!
DAT GANGSTA SHiT RUNZ iN MUH VAiNZ

DiZ YA B0i G.K R3PPiN 2 S3TZ DAT SPARKL3 CiTY BUH JUST M0V3D 2 FAY3TTVILL3 S0 U N0 H0W iD G03Z..BUH HATAZ N FAGZ D0NT R0LL UP 0N MUH PG CUZ i AiNT WiD DAT SHiT YA HUURD.ALZ0 GURHZ i G0TTA WIF3Y S0 W3 CANT B TALKiN LYK3 DAT BUH HiT M3 UP iF U 0N DA FRi3NDSHiP SHiT iGHT.DiZ JUST DA MUTHAFUCKiN INTR0 S0 YALL K33P VI3WiN MUH SHIT YA HUURD STAY UP N BR3ATH3 3zZ WUN YAS3LF

lol some1 was running a methlab in a pre-school here.

thats not funny.

ryder make yasmin murray gif

okay im done.